WHAT TOPIC????!!!!!!SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A TOPIC???!!!!

what news should i include................OH i know *a mega phone magically appears from nothing*

ATTENDTION VEIWERS!!BUFFOLOS, DRAGONS,SPORKS,AND THE DODO;WHICH WAS THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN EXTINCT; ARE JOINING FORCES TO DESTROY ALL HUMANITY... ONE INNOCENT CITIZEN AT A TIME .THEY HAVE ALL READY DEVOURED THE KING OF POP WAKO JAKO BUT THIS IS STILL UNKNOWN TO THE PUBLIC.SO I AM ANOUNCING IT NOW. DONOT BE ALARMED UNTILL I TELL YOU TO!......................